Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Hello my name is Petyl and I am a binkaholic

So it's like 20-11! cant believe it...feels like it was just like 2 years ago i was an infant or something. Anyways I am writing a very important blog right hizzzzer. I got some changes to make. I got some work to be done on myself.

My name is Petyl. I am 2 years, 7months and 22 days old. Oh and I am a binkaholic! I grew up in a pretty sweet pad with my own room and moms and pops all to myself for a lot of this time. I dont want to blizame any one person for this horrible lil addiction i gots but i meanz i gotta be real. It was my moms! She just like shoved this thing in my mouth every day and night of my life...and it was only a matter of months before i became dependent. It was with me through all the good and bad times..and dirty times too..

without that bink i woulda ate my own poop..
It was with me in the times of pure trauma!

I really loved it. I mean what was this moms of mine thinking doin that to me..making me love something like that! Oh i didnt even tell u...u'll never believe what she did next! The crazy woman that she is then decided I shouldnt have it. She took it from me about 2 months pry to my 2nd bdizzle. I was pretty cool with it. I mean it wasnt like the best thing but I was cool I was movin on ya know.

Then in came the sista. And what does moms do? she brings the bink back and shoves it down sistas throat. The addiction inside me was boiling to the surface until one day i just snapped. 
I snuck in sistas lil bed and snatched that thing up..it was so good..so good but so bad.
I had to have it...and for a while I did. Moms was busy and not on guard enough and the bink was just out and about for me..  I fell even harder this time. It was real love.
 snuggled all night...
 We even went on a lil vacay together..
 It was there when I was sick...
The Sista and I were both happy with our lovely binks. It was a wondrous time.

But this blog isnt about that...its about needing to move on. My dad showed me the truth about these horrible binks!

EWWW! he called it buck teeth. and No No No i aint havin no buck in my teeth! So here we are. the addiction is in me..and im scerred it prolly always will be. i still break in to the sistas room and steal hers every chance I get. I can't help it the addiction has taken over. But with the help of my mom and her strategic placement of the bink I keep away from it as much as possible.

I thought writing this blog would help keep me accountable. It would keep me on guard and maybe gain some support.

aight im done

in other news I am also gonna work on usin that potty thing this year..no more diapers fo me. Its gonna be a big year.

Lates!



Friday, March 5, 2010

Jumpin!

So my moms like got me out of my slumber and was like woo lets jump! Now I may not be able to rattle off bunches of palabras(thats words) u know all accurate and everythAng but I do know that word Jump. So we got all ready grabbed some grub and then headed out to Pump It Up. I didnt even know they had sweet spots like this but it was way tight! or Airy I guess depending on how u look at it. Anyways we went in and there were 3 bounceys. One was like u know the regular kind flat and nice real sweet. Then my mom ( and that huge ball of a belly shes been rocking lately) crawled thru this sweet obsticle course thing a few times. And THEN i saw the big SLIDE. My mom took me up there a few times but shoot I could handle it so she let me free. I might not be the fastest climber but I was definitly the most gangster. There was like way bigger fools than me asking there mommy to come with but shoot i didnt need my old lady one bit! here are some details of the day enjoy ;)


Friday, February 26, 2010

Yo Did Ya Kno

Hey Yo So I have a Lil sista on the way. At least thats what my mom tells me...thats why her belly is all huge and stuff. Anyways shes gonna be another girl like me. Prolly not as cool as me but c'mon thats hard to do for anyone let alone an inFANt! So yea Guess I am just updatin U on that. Shes gonna be here in June and we be namin her Haylo Sofia. Pretty PIMPIN I think. I will try and get u some pics to check out or something next time aight! Oh and yea this means I am moving to the Big Girl room. Like Yo I am a big girl alreadies but whateve...



Lates Sucka! and hey go check me on You Tube too ... I am famous! ::Shocker::


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5uogAb9RrI - music video 2



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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

the incendent

***In this post the term Young is in no way meant as an antonym of the Rowlans.

Young is not referring to age but to the given surname of my maternal grandparents.

I do apologize for any confusion, hurt, or realizations that may have occurred in previous readings.


Last saturday was crazizzle yo!
i was just like chillin with the ***Young grams and gramps all day at the fam reuninon. which let me tell u i aint be likin too much cuz all those wrinkley fools be like wavin and talkin to me so ugh i clung to gma all day!

anyways my moms finally brought me home and like we just be chillin for some while. She decided to give me a bath WHICH is my very favorite thang.

so ya then i get out and my moms snuggles me up in som nice jams and she starts walkin back to her bathroom.

well she was telling me to follow but i had OTHER plans. i saw my climbing stairs that i exercise on daily and decided i would work on some downward dog.

well it didnt quite go as planned.

next minute ya know i was on the tile at the bottom all disorientatted and stuff. my mom came running like crazy talkin to me and i tried to liftup but could not quite do it at the moment. decided to rest my head on the floor until she could get me. When she did get me tho she just kept saying that i was okay in a creepy stressed out tone i must say. then she was throwing my screaming bootie in the car and beepin at cars on the road. when the door opened again my dad was there ...much calmer then my mom. he carried me in this big bright building which i know know is the hospital. my moms was crying and tellin all the peple the story but i just kept screaming cuz all these people were worse than the wrinkely realitives! they kept touching me and shinning lights on me.

they finally put us in this small room and this freak of a woman came in talkin to me like i was some dog all high pitched.....i mean she as alright i guess but her tone was a little frustratin. she said i looked good except this big bump on the side of my head. she said i would need a CT or something...this is when my moms starting cryin again.

the lady left and my mom gave me some milk. whew it was about time that was all i really wanted...mmm i started to get comfy and rest. as soon as i remember falling asleep i remember being interrupted by another chick with a big computer. i was wide awake after that quick nap talking and dancing it was good times.

the nurse lady came in and said we had to do the ct now. it seemed a little scarry but u know i aint no baby. so my mom plopped me down and these lasers shine everywhere it was like a grand finally or something. then the things starte to move and my mom had to hold my head down. that part was pretty lame. i tried to move and couldnt so i cried just a little bit but my mom sang me the sweet tunes of twinkle twinkle and i calmed down. it was over after that.

we went back to the little room and by this time i was getting tired again. so my dad thought it would be a good idea to give me a glove to play with. that glove made me so mad i kept hitting it and throwing it...stupid glove. anyways they finally came and said i was cool as a cucumber to go home. Oh and that they saw a sinus infection in my brain....whatever. now there is a big gate at the bottome of the stairs kinda like the one in the kitchen....stupid downward dog.
thats my story here is a pic of all my souveners from the night.
and these other two are from my foto shoot at the follow up appointment...i kicked that sinus infection and ear infection finally...and just in time to contact my agent..im lookin good right!

Monday, March 16, 2009

an update

oh my mom put up this blockade type contraption...i don't really know why...She put it at the entrance to one of my fav rooms in like the whole casa. The kitchen. i love that place. she is totally locking me out of my fav place i mean first i have to go in there cuz thats where the moms be quite often. so after i like sit at her feet for it then i crawl on over to the cold box place where underneath are lots of fuzzy things for me to pick at and put in my mouth. then i like to crawl up on the food washer offer thing and grab at the pokey knives that i am not supposed to touch. and when it's a really good day i try and touch the hot thing....it just seems like a good idea if i could just crawl in that thing....it would be amazing. but no so now this lame gate is up..but i will beak through it. almost did tonight...but didnt.

check me in action




peace

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

in case you be trying to forget bout me







Yo so ya i knows it's been a while i mean las you heardz i just barley be crawlin...well i just wanted to right quick update you on the simpizzle yet fabmazing life of me. here is some of the most recentist snaps(thats what i like to call photos) of me yea lookin good right..better recognize. anyway i gots some new tricks now to...clapping and waving like no ones bizness! yea yea hopin for that moms of mine to get a vid. up soon. so yea thats it for this kid...catch ya on the flip my loyal crew