an update

oh my mom put up this blockade type contraption...i don't really know why...She put it at the entrance to one of my fav rooms in like the whole casa. The kitchen. i love that place. she is totally locking me out of my fav place i mean first i have to go in there cuz thats where the moms be quite often. so after i like sit at her feet for it then i crawl on over to the cold box place where underneath are lots of fuzzy things for me to pick at and put in my mouth. then i like to crawl up on the food washer offer thing and grab at the pokey knives that i am not supposed to touch. and when it's a really good day i try and touch the hot thing....it just seems like a good idea if i could just crawl in that thing....it would be amazing. but no so now this lame gate is up..but i will beak through it. almost did tonight...but didnt.

check me in action




peace

in case you be trying to forget bout me

Yo so ya i knows it's been a while i mean las you heardz i just barley be crawlin...well i just wanted to right quick update you on the simpizzle yet fabmazing life of me. here is some of the most recentist snaps(thats what i like to call photos) of me yea lookin good right..better recognize. anyway i gots some new tricks now to...clapping and waving like no ones bizness! yea yea hopin for that moms of mine to get a vid. up soon. so yea thats it for this kid...catch ya on the flip my loyal crew

crawlin

"i stay fly

no lie

you know this

crawlin

hips and thighs

oh my

stay focused

crawlin"

so yea im crawlin it's official...been workin at it for about two weeks now and i got it down son so my ma finally caught it on the film for ya

later..gotta go crawl to bed fool

im not and orphan!

So I think my mom thinks I am an orphan or wants my to look like one or something...

first of all she puts me in boxes..that obviously i escape from

only to roll to the nearest window and look for takers

when someone finally does pick me up they see my holey( and i dont mean like dipped in the water) clothes and run

it's a good thing my mom is pretty amazing..i will keep her around a while...only if she keeps me too!

dang i am so dang cute

here are some pictures of me on any given day just lookin so cute and all...what can I say it comes natural!

my first christmas

I gottsta say it was a crazy schedule of events! first of all I was up WAY to late for christmas eve..and aparently so was gmizzle and auntie S they both be lookin a lil crazy! good thing auntie C was there to snuggle my bunz so I could relax

Then I was yanked out of bed way before I was ready..shoved in to some crazy out fit and then shipped back to Gmizzles...and this is when the madness began!

There was pretty good lookin paper flying all over the room and oh I just wanted to eat it all....FINALLY someone gave me some to try...but I think I wasnt supposed to eat it..they got all excited when I ripped the paper...I guess I opened my first present...

I just laid around and chewed on anything that swang my way...took a little nap and was at it again..I started attacking this huge bear.....I like to attack animals OBVIOUSLY

Soon after we headed out to the Oompas house(my moms ma and pa) and again the crazy out fit

then I was set infront of more paper the chew on and again I took a nap

after this long day I was so wiped out....i mean what do these people want from me I can only do so much...

whteve tho I got some cool stuff and it was a fun day !

White Porcelin Victory...interupted

So while I jammed through the casita in my walkeroo I escaped my moms vision into the little room that is always shut!....sneekly i inched my way to my destination and I made my move...unfortunatly i wasnt sneeky enough because my moms came bargin in total buzz kill screaming HER HAND IS IN THE TOILET! now I am not sure what she was so jealous about i mean does she think that is her little throne in there and only she can sit in it? i mean all i was going was playin a little music on the rim and then gave my hand a rest in the cool water below. Is this so bad..cant a girl jam in peace?

Anyways she yanked me out of my walkeroo so fast and dumped lots of bubbely soap and water all over me. I think she went a little overboard! When my pops got home a few minutes later she told her version of the story again ("HER HAND IS IN THE TOILET") and then my pops usually the more rational one said "did you wash her?" now obviously I was washed i mean I didnt see a need but my moms reaction was clear...and then he went on to pick me up and call me dirty.

I just do not see the big fuss here!

oh well next time I will just lock that door behind me...if I can ever reach